Yo! Whuddup peeps & humanoids?
ShidZoo is back inda howz agin!
If the so-called “Master” ain’t gonna use this googleweb thing ShidZoo’s gonna.
In my last appearance on this blog I laid out my platform for Canine-American rights. At last someone has reared up on their hind legs and taken notice:
Although ShidZoo personally thinks Pugs and Pomeranians are gay dogs (not that there is anything wrong with that), it is heartening to see that some humans (unlike Semitough) care for their Canine-Americans enough to spring for the very best.
ShidZoo lobbied for the Ritz-Carlton on our recent holiday road trip but my so-called human opted instead for the Hampton Inn. Citing the “free continental breakfast” and something called “hotel points” and ” a free night”. ShidZoo was stuck in a hotel without benefit of a Canine Spa, masseuse or a salon. And “continental breakfast”? Crackuh please. I’ll stick with my kibble.