There are some things that just go together:
Peanut butter – Jelly
Some things do not:
Caviar – Colt 45 Malt Liquor
There are things you see that are imbued with certain qualities while others are not:
Cadillac Escalade = Class
Cast metal, chrome plated bull testicles hanging from your trailer hitch = Not so much.
Imagine my surprise to see the former equipped with the latter on my way back to the office after lunch today. I was going to snap a picture with my SonyEricsson Z500a .0001 kilopixel camera phone, but couldn’t get in the right position to get a snapshot. It also made me feel a little creepy to even be considering setting up a shot on a truck’s testicles. Even now after reading what I just typed I feel a little slimy.
It just goes to show you can’t buy class. Either you’re born with it or you do what I did; marry it and hope it rubs off.