Contradiction In Terms
There are some things that just go together:
Peanut butter – Jelly
Some things do not:
Caviar – Colt 45 Malt Liquor
There are things you see that are imbued with certain qualities while others are not:
Cadillac Escalade = Class
Cast metal, chrome plated bull testicles hanging from your trailer hitch = Not so much.
Imagine my surprise to see the former equipped with the latter on my way back to the office after lunch today. I was going to snap a picture with my SonyEricsson Z500a .0001 kilopixel camera phone, but couldn’t get in the right position to get a snapshot. It also made me feel a little creepy to even be considering setting up a shot on a truck’s testicles. Even now after reading what I just typed I feel a little slimy.
It just goes to show you can’t buy class. Either you’re born with it or you do what I did; marry it and hope it rubs off.
Oh my gosh, that is just awesome! I’m so so so sorry you couldn’t get a picture of this!
[...] While making my rounds through the Thursday Thirteen, I found this AWESOME post over at Suburban Guerilla that I just had to mention here. He says: “There are things you see that are imbued with certain qualities while others are not: [...]
Using My Powers for Good by Jenny Ryan said this on November 17, 2006 at 8:48 am |